We’ll be at Westboro this Saturday July 23rd and Lansdowne on the 25th. Remember we need your bucket orders by bedtime(8pm) friday night for Westboro and Saturday night, for Lansdowne.
Have you watched “Farmed and Dangerous”? The push back on crap food, has begun, it has begun with writing so good, you’d think Aaron Sorkin wrote it. It is going to take this wit, to convince people that good health is not found at Costco and even worse, Loblaws. Please give them a watch, 4 part mini series, trailers can be found on Youtube, but the show cannot be viewed legally from Canada, so you’ll have to tunnel bore into a US website to watch it. If you cannot find a link, I will send you one, expect many popups with not family friendly watching. Once the show is found and playing, you have no trouble. What you’ll find is a show like no other, beautiful indeed.
Remember the supposely healthy cereal call All Bran is 1/3 gmo sugar, consider oats as an alternative. Our buckets are full to the brim, because I have to face you, the customer, when I hand it over. I could not sleep if that supposedly full bucket, when filled by weight, is only 1/3 full, hey food industry, don’t dupe me or my customer, we know your game. We know your supposedly tasty ice cream is mostly air, heck, air is free, well not really, you’re paying for it. Real ice cream should be heavy, like grandma used to make, and the cream should coat the roof of your mouth.
Duping is also the basis of all grocery/garbage store marketing, it is all a scam. The whole wheat flour that contains half the grain and none of the nutrients, save for the ground up synthetic vitamins added back in so they can call it flour and not sugar. The heart healty check on white flour aerosol cheese Pizza Pizza? Michael Pollan says “never underestimate the ingenuity of the food industry to try to dupe you at every turn”
Rodney’s grilled cheese is going gangbusters, the lineup was 20 people at one point last week. I held my two hands to the side of his head like blinders on a workhorse and said, “rodney, don’t look to the right, just keep-a-grillin'”. All the tradespeople working nearby are now coming, even the custodians are now regulars.. When blue collar people get word, you know it’s good shit. Have you seen DiRienzo’s during the mid morning rush? The best beaches, wherever you travel, are the ones frequented by the blue collars, nomally the most out of the way beautiful undeveloped places. No one judges you, your car, bike, or horse. The clothes you wear, are the ones you’ve got, the most comfortable, yours. No fancy strollers, no BMW’s. Lots of jallopies all with back-of-the-car Hibachi’s smoking everywhere. Just great food and swimming. Blue collars know it, follow them, you find the best food and swimming as a bonus.
I have been taking a two week food safety course. It was good but the most important thing I figured out was that you have to plan for the “weakest link in the chain”. To elaborate, I am not talking about our raw milk, dirty garden carrot-snacking, pure cider-drinking, rolled oat breakfast-eating, well water-drinking, pond-swimming, natural soap… kids. I am talking about the bubble wrapped kids who eat and swill sugar cereal, city water, pasteurized skim milk, nutrient deficient processed food, and pop. It is something that has evolved in society since the arrival of the grocery store. All our nutritional problems can be traced to the advent of that garbage pipeline’s arrival.
Alarming in the food safety course was the obsession of regulating manure and the total absence of concern over chemical fertilizer and pesticides. In particular, I could not believe that dessicant spray regulations, of which there are none, were not even mentioned. I go into their details further down in this page, but let me describe reality. The head of a grain plant is like an upside down umbrella, catching all the rain it can. Days before harvest, roundup is sprayed into this umbrella, in which, sits your wheat grain, soon to be the flour in your cake, or the noodles in your KD. I feel this is the elephant in the room that no one is concerned about. Our customers at the market are those who are eschewing the deadly grocery store system of distrubuting nutrient deficient garbage. They are concerned about what becomes flesh of their flesh and bone of their bone at suppertime, and they are our farm’s top priority.
Our farm store is open on Sundays from noon to 2. Get ready for a lively egg rush and all sorts of discussion as everyone talks to Kim. If you want eggs, our 100 hens produce about 30 doz per week, on top of what we eat. They normally sell out in 15 minutes. I sure wish, what with a big mortgage every month, that we could raise more, but that is what the province/Egg Marketing Board restricts us to. I sure wish things could change someday, but try googling Egg Farmers of Ontario fraud, and you’ll see fraud like you’ve never seen it before. All out there, no criminal charges. Back to the positive though, we sell out in 15 minutes. People who are concerned about what they eat, seek out what they want, we love them and Kim awaits their arrival every week. I know we get many requests for eggs at the Market, but I must explain. Our farm customers are expecting Ottawa’s best eggs when they drive out and enjoy the afternoon at our farm store, driving an hour return for our liquid golden eggs. The fine for selling eggs at the market is worse than robbing a bank. To us it is just not worth the risk. For this I apologize. I am constantly lobbying for change, but until enough of you demand it, nothing will change.
We have some turkeys left, their first “bad day” was a few months ago, if you want one for sunday dinner, call us today and we’ll take one out of the freezer and put it in the fridge for pick up sunday or monday. Call or email, 821 0807 or email@example.com.
Well Rodney has done it Gourmet Grilled Cheese is a hit. His sales are exactly double of mine. How does a 16 year old move more grilled cheese after being in business for a few months than I do with my oats in 9 years. I guess I am going to have to concede that he is better entrepreneur than I. Problem is, Kim is now baking bread every night till midnight trying to keep up. Rodney has a new cash system. He found it a little awakward to make change with his right while never touching food with that hand. It was like, one hand food safe, one not. He decided to make a honour system cash box. When purchasing, slide the twentyies or tens into the box, take your own change from the coin dish and the guillotine=held 5s. Come to the Market and see it in action. It has also increased his productivity. That means shorter lines.
Kim is baking all the bread from our own organic red fife wheat. She is also suppling Rodney with her fancy Dijon Ketchup, made with no sugar, just some of our maple syrup. Whole grain flour sourdough bread, butter (sorry cannot bring ours, silly provincial rules), St.Albert cheddar and mozzerella cheese, tomatoes Ingleside tomatoes, spinach from Roots and Shoots, onions from Waratah downs and our own fat free bacon- it is all there.
Honey is back, after a long winter, our beekeeper, Brent, finally squeezed out some honey for us from our hives. They survived the winter very well, but last year’s honey ran out over the winter. Eggs are still first come, first served. I have an interesting letter which needs your support in our “news”section. For now, here goes my rant:
We are harvesting and like clockwork, the monster boom sprayers have come out again. But the harvest is almost ready, cannot the crop survive another week till harvest? Desiccant spraying it’s called. A topic I first learned about roughly 15 years ago. I was at a Canadian Wheat board meeting in our local town. The discussion revolved around the issue of how great desiccant spraying was. Roundup herbicide is sprayed on wheat just before harvest to kill any remaining plants as well as to burn down any weeds. This shocked me because I know that the wheat in the head of the grain is dry, dead, and ready to eat. All of the spikelets and husks channel anything coming from above all onto the wheat berries themselves. I asked the question, “Is there a minimum amount of time before harvest at which one could spray the roundup?”. Their dull stares, similar to that of a CAFO dairy cow, not our Whinnie, led me to believe they could not fathom a reason why not to spray it, for it made harvest easier. Spray residue does not exist in their minds, but I knew it sure did in the buns of the sandwiches we were wolfing down like pigs at a free food cafeteria. Always be leary of free lunches, as Joel Salatin says, harking back to when he was courted to feed ground up carryon to his cows by the USDA which later made the CAFO cow industry a little “mad”. The difference is important, the roundup was being sprayed on ready to eat food. Sure I know, food is sprayed at every port and shipping terminal it enters, but this was different, I was being persuaded to spray it on the food I was selling direct to the consumer. At the time, I was farming conventionally, had not converted to organic yet, and believed that any spray which touched the plant at a very young stage would be almost non-existent at harvest. Later, as part of my conversion to organic, I learned that there were tests that could detect spray applied at any stage of its growth. Sure I was naive, but not stupid. Their “dairy cow” stares, frightened me.
CAFO meat is a choice, pastured is another, to test, always ask what breed of cow your steak was from, ask what colour, what sex. If you also get a dull “dairy cow” stare from the kid behind the counter, then what can you be assured of.
Desiccant Spraying is serious, it exposes you to a whole different world of untested experimentation, which you just happen to be taking part in.
I hope you guys don’t think I go too far, I just feel, we all need to know, straight up, just how messed up things have become. Demand from your local bread baker, use organic, use local.
Thanks for listening to this week’s rant.
Our pork is different from everyone else’s because of what we do not feed. No GMO’s, no corn or soy, not even conventional corn or soy. We feed Red Fife Hard Red Spring Organic Wheat, sprouted barley (half organic), veggies (half organic), organic bread, raw organic milk, whey. Their first and only bad day occurs 4 miles from our house. We will have all sorts of options at the farmers’ market and at our store every Sunday.
Egg production is really up now that the sun has returned. We desperately need empty egg cartons, please bring all you can if you visit the farm or our booth at the farmers’ market. Free bar of $5 soap for every 25 empty cartons.
Soap, darn beautiful Potty Mouth Fudge Soap is what Kim has in store for you now. Tasty it may look, but it is actually for bathing. She has 6 different essential oil scented soaps, 6 for $20, or 1 for $5. We like to honour bulk buying. We have no time for bows, ribbons, wrappers, and sparkles, just beautiful soap whose oatmeal exfoliates like no other. If you want real evidence, just feel my cheeks, like a baby’s bottom.
We are back at Lansdowne Park, indoors, Sundays from 10-3, over the winter. The sunlight in the Aberdeen Pavilion streams from end to end and rotates from sunrise as we are setting up, to sunset as we pack up. There is no more beautiful venue for a market than the original market. Ottawa has been given a choice now for opting for the food of their choice all winter. We will continue to specialize in our oats. We will have once and twice rolled, steel cut and groats. There is no simpler, cheaper, and healthier meal than a comfort meal of oat groats and a pork hock. Hocks can also be substituted for chicken. We cannot bring our pastured eggs and chicken to market, sorry. They’re both available at our store.
Our store will be open from noon to 3. Eggs, pork loins, ribs, and chickens will be available along with our famous oats. We have had incredible interest in our pastured eggs lately. Our hens are now producing well, we should have enough to last at least an hour this week. Because our provincially regulated limit of hens is 100, a ridiculously low amount, we are looking into hen shares. A program whereby, you buy the hen and hire us to take care of them and collect the eggs for you. This is still probably illegal, if you are willing to become a co-conspirator in a righteous fight to obtain great eggs, come talk to us. As my favourite farmer Troy Roush says “farmers are ingenious people, if you demand good food, we’ll supply it, come talk to us”, and as I add “until then….., well by the looks of the grocery store shelves, you’ll get what you are currently demanding”. Our store is stocked up with lots of maple syrup. No white sugar added. Come inspect our whole syrup setup from tree to bottle. We bottle in mason jars for your final inspection. Remember, All Bran Cereal is over 30 percent sugar and it’s one of the healthy ones! Never underestimate the ingenuity of the food industry to look out for their own interests.
Our new PLESSISVILLE FORANO “1920’s” grain cleaner is working well. What a job to get it going, every night for two months we have tinkered with it, new wood parts, pulleys, flat belts, brushes etc, all hand made and custom. We purchased a Carter Disc and that machine has really helped up remove weed seeds of the same diameter as grains and also separates out hulled oats from hulless. Boy what did we do without it, when running some winter wheat through it, all of the small black seeds(you know them) fall out in the first output. In total, we have 11 bags of cleanings before be get out finished product out, what a dream. At this rate we’ll have our grain cleaning done in three days. Last year, I estimate that we spent 60 days, yeah, and don’t forget its our sixth year with the old cleaner. That represents one year of cleaning, a year out of my life. Our farm store is open this sunday from noon to 3pm. We need our buckets back, if you have ever purchased bulk grain from us and forgot to return the bucket we need them back. We do not have GPS trackers on the empty buckets, but we will find them eventually. We do not want to start charging deposits. A wonderful thing has happened, the buckets are returning, and we thank you. Our store in Metcalfe will also be open this Sunday. Metcalfe is the village just after Greely in the south of Ottawa, we are 20 minutes from South Keys area and 20 minutes from downtown via the 417, exit Anderson and head south.
Trespassers are welcome – our farm is open to the public on Sunday afternoons from noon to 3pm. We raise chickens, eggs, pigs, very limited supply of beef from one of our dairy cows and most importantly grain. We process our grain into flour and rolled/steel cut oats right in front of you. Our animals are moved daily onto a fresh piece of grass. We hope we can help you in your food choices and can recommend other producers who “get it”. Here is a great chef who sums up how and why we farm. “We are not farming like your grandfather, we are farming like our children are going to have to”. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqOGfg3oflA Here is our combine, harvesting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnneMoTCSs For a laugh, watch this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtncN5PvJLY For another laugh, try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE